Political Caption Competition

The fat grey trout jumps over the slippery blue fox

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Have you all seen Taine Randall being interviewed after his announcement to run for recreational hate cult. NZ First? Y-e-a-h….

The man is a fucking moron… Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.pic.twitter.com/1o3CJiJYRF…

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Today was one of the worst days. I awoke at 5am to do an interview on Ryan Bridges’ Newstalk ZB…
bridges – panicking over a seemingly unstoppable ardern – turns to a giant fish for advice/support..
bridges: ‘man..!..that fish is hung..!’
gore: the fish-fetish capital of new zealand..(nod to havoc/newsboy)
bridges: ‘one day i want to be as big a trout as you..!’
bridges takes magic-mushrooms- sees god in form of giant flying fish..
simple simon reflects on something his pre predecessor donkey told him, son politics is like fishing if ya gonna tell a porky, tell a whopper……