Political Caption Competition
Ummm, can you count Chippy?
No, Jacinda, I can’t count.
Grant, what about you, can you count?
Well, it’s not really my thing Jacinda.
Okay, is there anyone in the Caucus who can count?
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Political Caption Competition
Never a truer word said!
“They’ll only accept cigarettes or cell phones in here…”
“So we’ve got them down to three Johnny Walkers Black Label, some new batteries for Joyce and thirteen cream buns for Billy Bunter… er Jerry Brownlee..”
When I said, “Let’s have a quick whip round.” What were you thinking?
We know Bill English can count.
He leads a mob who know ‘the price of everything and the value of nothing.’