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Her face says it all.

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“Mr. President, you should meet my new foreign minister. I think you’ll get along famously. Both of you have been rare Pepes on the internet.”
What do you mean ‘broads can’t rule’?
“No Donald, hand on heart, we won the election without the the help of your Russian friends.”
Oh Hi Helen,
Winston and I am getting along fine as you said, he is a very refined gentleman isn’t he,
I am thankful for your guidence with setting us up to become a solid coalition.
Now the hard part is about to come next week as parliament resumes again, so can you attend the begining please?
“Wait….what!? You want me to declare the election null & void?
Aw come on Bill. Your American accent is lousy!”