Political Caption Competition


The Government has taken $780million out of the pockets of the poorest Kiwi so right wing vanity projects can occur…

Shots fired… Pope Leo Uses First Major Papal Text to Warn About Dangers of AI Pope Leo XIV has issued…
Jacinda Ardern documentary wins Emmy Award An HBO documentary about former New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, has been named…

Angry crowd sets Ebola hospital tents on fire in DR Congo An angry crowd set alight a section of a…
What we are seeing now is the enormity of Trump’s fuck up. He has handed the Iranian Theocracy its greatest…

Turns out the true 3rd rail of NZ politics is Home Schooling… Government backs down on last-minute homeschooling law change…
May misses out, just, at recent Star Wars auditions for the next Jabba the Hutt…but her chin was chosen as a stand in for Donald Trumps, judges saying it was the closest thing to a nut sack they had seen in some time.
Oh Lord! why did you desert me!!!
Legendary British reserve finally broken by Irish fascists…
The Maybot demonstrates its new Emoticon feature…
“You told me you loved me!”
” PYRRHIC !!! ” , she cried literally to the assembled reporters… ” IT IS BUT PYRRHIC !!! ” , she wailed repeatedly ….
Schadenfreude
ˈʃɑːd(ə)nˌfrɔɪdə,German ˈʃɑːdənˌfrɔydə/’
noun
“The pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune.”
Fark I’ve been breached by a socialist!
We all have choices in this life.
Yeah, right.