Political Caption Competition


Oh for the love of Christ… Election 2026: Christopher Luxon open to drug-testing MPs as National proposes random drug testing…

This is such a dick move… National says it will cut foreign aid to boost Pharmac medicines budget National says…

Wow. You can tell the power factions inside a Party by the List and the surge up that list by…
Surprise, surprise, the vast majority of Kiwis disagree with ACT and National’s neoliberal privatisation agenda… Two-thirds of New Zealanders Support…
WOW. You know shit just got real when the chorus of Capitalism Cheerleaders known as NZs Economic Chattering Class quietly…

Oh come on… …it’s a bit rich claiming Greens are ungovernable vs ACT and NZF! – Advertisement – Luxon skill…
May misses out, just, at recent Star Wars auditions for the next Jabba the Hutt…but her chin was chosen as a stand in for Donald Trumps, judges saying it was the closest thing to a nut sack they had seen in some time.
Oh Lord! why did you desert me!!!
Legendary British reserve finally broken by Irish fascists…
The Maybot demonstrates its new Emoticon feature…
“You told me you loved me!”
” PYRRHIC !!! ” , she cried literally to the assembled reporters… ” IT IS BUT PYRRHIC !!! ” , she wailed repeatedly ….
Schadenfreude
ˈʃɑːd(ə)nˌfrɔɪdə,German ˈʃɑːdənˌfrɔydə/’
noun
“The pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune.”
Fark I’ve been breached by a socialist!
We all have choices in this life.
Yeah, right.