Political Caption Competition

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1. Despot meets toss-pot.

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2. Key: Oh really, you’ll take the lot? All of New Zealand! Great, will that be cash or charge?

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3. “Relax Li! NZ’s foreign trust laws are never going to be changed on my watch. You and your corrupt Chinese Communist Party cronies will always have a safe haven to stash your family’s billions in illegal assets in little ol’ New Zealand…”

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4. “That’s a nice a free trade agreement you got there. It’d be a shame if something happened to it because you mentioned the South China Sea dispute….”

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5. “Don’t mention Tibet!”

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6. Don Key: “Oh yes, we still have plenty of jobs, residential property and farmland for sale at bargain prices. Come and take whatever you like!”

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7. “You put in a higher bid than the Americans. Congratulations on your purchase of New Zealand Premier Li.”

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8. Shall we dance …. da da da? But to whose tune?

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9. “Et tu Blue-tie”

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10. OK,I’m happy, NZ sold, now lets shake on the deal.

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11. ok then, I’m happy ,NZ sold,lets shake on the deal.

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12. ‘Hope the next kickback is as big . . . suckers’

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