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The look on Nicola’s face has a ‘he’s farted’ vibe to it

The look on Nicola’s face has a ‘he’s farted’ vibe to it

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Th new Viagra advert doesn’t look good
The look you give when you’ve fucked over the country.
Don’t worry…when the time is right It’ll go all the way to the hilt!
Can anyone smell eggs?
Nicola thinks Luxie’s onto a good scheme, get them watching The Onion and soon they will know less than the nil level they are at already. https://theonion.com/news/
Before Dorothy from Kansas arrived, the prequel story goes that the Brainless Scarecrow and the Wicked Witch of the East were in an unholy alliance to run the Oz economy into the ground.
She looks like she has just finished a rampant night of gorging on young blood with her vampire mate Van Velden.
I know better than youse or think I do. Nic is looking at the cameras and thinking how Luxon’s BS reliably flows out of him and can be summoned momentarily to cover whatever blunder of government or other felony that crops up.
Nicky No Boats face has usual smug but vacant between the ears look
I see two things ; I see the dead eyes of a couple of narcissistic sociopaths each on the high $ix figures of our money as homeless people huddle in shop doorways and us lot with our fingers up our arses.
The expression on Nicola’s face reminds me of the time I went down to breakfast in the hotel restaurant and there was my female neighbour with a man who was not her husband.
She gave me that same look and later the promise of a blowjob for my silence.