Political Caption Competition

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a poll fall
All the ZB hosts and all the Taxpayers’ Union men
Couldn’t make Humpty thumbs up again


If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy
He needs higher wellies because the depth of shit is about to get deeper .
“Common Man” productions…
The taxpayer funded personal social media studio of the PM that last year brought to you the Christmas holiday photo of the PM appearing to have slapped a little bit of paint on the shed of the multi million dollar Waiheke Island bach.
This year brings to you the pretend gardener, but not a green thumb in sight.
Vacuous ideas breed vacuous behaviour.
Low-performing middle manager shows his inspirational side
I talk so much shit, I have to wear these every day.
Sorted.
4pm and there are 48 looks at 2 Jacqueline bits of fluff. Seems to me there is a following for J’s bits. It’s a higher interest than would be expected – times 11.48am and 1.39pm. I’m interested, not being snarky.