Political Caption Competition

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a poll fall
All the ZB hosts and all the Taxpayers’ Union men
Couldn’t make Humpty thumbs up again


FACT OF THE DAY: The human heart has incredible stamina, beating around 100,000 times and pumping roughly 2,500 gallons (9,500…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
He needs higher wellies because the depth of shit is about to get deeper .
“Common Man” productions…
The taxpayer funded personal social media studio of the PM that last year brought to you the Christmas holiday photo of the PM appearing to have slapped a little bit of paint on the shed of the multi million dollar Waiheke Island bach.
This year brings to you the pretend gardener, but not a green thumb in sight.
Vacuous ideas breed vacuous behaviour.
Low-performing middle manager shows his inspirational side
I talk so much shit, I have to wear these every day.
Sorted.
4pm and there are 48 looks at 2 Jacqueline bits of fluff. Seems to me there is a following for J’s bits. It’s a higher interest than would be expected – times 11.48am and 1.39pm. I’m interested, not being snarky.