Political Caption Competition
The New NZ flag

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy
So the rich and sorted arsehole saved $8100 off his holiday home rates. That means we peasants have to make up the difference. Thanks a bunch dickshit.
The “trickle-down” myth – $20 bills are sucked upwards by the sorted.
You’ve sharp eyes and mind AB. We will have to be sharp and climb higher with butterfly nets and catch those notes in the hot-air updraught so we can use and apply in the most useful and forward-thinking way for us all and assist those most in need to better conditions. Make it so!
Trump: hey Lux what do you think of my gold toilet
Luxon: not bad but mine is styled on a goldfish bowl complete with live bottom feeders
Prime monster of a dairy cow monarchy showers peasants with money with inflationary value of toilet paper.
At first glance I thought the T shirt logo said I’VE RORTED