Political Caption Competition
The New NZ flag

Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
So the rich and sorted arsehole saved $8100 off his holiday home rates. That means we peasants have to make up the difference. Thanks a bunch dickshit.
The “trickle-down” myth – $20 bills are sucked upwards by the sorted.
You’ve sharp eyes and mind AB. We will have to be sharp and climb higher with butterfly nets and catch those notes in the hot-air updraught so we can use and apply in the most useful and forward-thinking way for us all and assist those most in need to better conditions. Make it so!
Trump: hey Lux what do you think of my gold toilet
Luxon: not bad but mine is styled on a goldfish bowl complete with live bottom feeders
Prime monster of a dairy cow monarchy showers peasants with money with inflationary value of toilet paper.
At first glance I thought the T shirt logo said I’VE RORTED