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“Bring in the gimp”

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Never a truer word said!
“All new National Party action figure…brains sold separately”
Is it an English-named bird? Is it an Air New Zealand plane? No, it’s BLUEPERMAN!
Do Tory condoms all have holes in them?
My safe words are “Squeezed Middle”
Christopher Luxon spotted wearing a gimp suit to a three way meeting with ACT and NZF in the Beehive basement.
New-look Luxon focusing on improving his communication skills.
Bob the first hasn’t been around for a while, makes for sensible conversation.
Intrusive, bullying, elitist assumptions about unemployed people and young people.
Congratulations, the advertisement creator perfectly captures the spirit of the National Party and its supporters.
Lord of the flies vibes