Political Caption Competition

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Ummmmm
while Privatising the Death Star to turn it against New Zealanders is totally on brand for ACT, I’m not sure saying the quiet part out loud is the flex they think it is

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  1. SEMOUR: When I left you, I was but the learner. But after becoming NZ deputy WompRat at the end of this month, I will be the master…
    LUXON: Only a master of evil Darth…But I sense there may still be some coalition good in you…
    SEYMOUR: I’m sorry…but you don’t understand the power of the Atlas Network dark side. Be careful not to choke on your aspirations or a vile school lunch, my master!
    LUXON: r..e..l..e..a..s..e m..e V..a..d..e..r argh…I’m being strangled by the f..o..r..c..e.
    SEYMOUR: Your powers grow weak old man, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy nerf herder.
    LUXON: That’s it, I’m returning to Alderan, to tear up your petty coalition agreement!
    SEYMOUR: Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when you arrive.
    LUXON: I’ll have to consult my Beehive colleagues on that – you’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We’ve even encased Winston Solo in pure carbonite, preserving him forever…

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