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Worst Orgy Ever

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We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget
Jesus said, ‘Feed my lamb to my sheep’ and Luxon’s eager mouth opened wide.
Lamb karma comes next on Mr Luxon’s self-satisfying menu…
Luxon kindly points to the plate showing what a ‘battered lamb chop’ looks like as many would never have seen any of those words except perhaps ‘battered’.
I’m not a principled sort of person.
I’m calling these chops Winnie & Dave, bad to the bone
It’s my Christian duty to leave the bones for the bottom feeders.
Compass slop nowhere to be seen.
Im so sorted i botched the cooking of these grey fatty lamb chops
These lamb chops look a lot like David’s willy
Must be plastic imitation chops. Nothing like you see in the butchery department.
“ The King got sausage rolls but I get the prime lamb because I’m entitled.”
And Amanda does afternoon teas for $115.00 each and has biceps.
“ You should see me in my pyjamas ! “
What a fucken looser