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Surprisingly this isn’t the worst thing ACT has forced upon children
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Never a truer word said!
Seymore tasting compass meal at a school – Mmmmm this is delicious, nutritious, tasty, and well presented.
Seymore served the same meal at Belamys – Holy crap, what is this shit…if you don’t serve me something more edible, I’ll have you guys shut down, comprenday. I’m a big honcho round here, and I expect food that tastes like food, not this garbage…I wouldn’t give this to a sewer rat!
Luxury.
Please, can I have some more? I’m a bit hungry and it isn’t too bad. I’m not put off by plopped spoonfuls, no superior placement or arrangement. I’m bloody hungry and if it’s good food with nutrients and no insect or toxic contaminants I’ll have it. But my Mum and Dad talk about somewhere called Lake Alice and they aren’t sure it will be good and are going to watch what we are getting.
That looks unusual. I thought, just like their party President, ACT would insist on serving meat and two veg.
Looks like something my dog has regurgitated this week, having had a sore tummy.
After causing riots in Prisons and Rest Homes, Compass set its sights on Schools.