Political Caption Competition
What the fuck is he doing with his tongue?

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It’s his tiktok tongue. “Like come on Jack. I’m all about the future. What I said or did to get into power is sooooo last year. We shouldn’t get bogged down in the present either. It’s my VERY FIRM year 2050 commitments that we should be focusing on.”
If you hold your tongue like this Jack you can speak out of both sides of your mouth just like me.
Dreaming of Mandy’s Afternoon Tea…
The Bottom Feeder of Bowen Street.
“ Never loved anybody as much as I love myself.”
“ Wanna see me in my pyjamas?”
“ I’m Chris. Fly me.”
What I can say is, not only can I speak out of my arse, but also both sides of my mouth
I have a suspicion its mainly his arse, or perhaps the face is the arse.
C’mon Jack, facts are so ‘woke’.
I’m sure I’m so clever that I’ve made Jack look silly
If I bite it off will Jack stop the interview?
Biting it because he can’t tell the truth.
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