Political Caption Competition
The resistance starts here

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“We had fed the heart on fantasies,
The heart’s grown brutal from the fare,
More substance in our enmities
Than in our love; O honey-bees,
Come build in the empty house of the stare.”
Note: “stare” = old word for a starling
Epsom, the constituency that divided a country. Well done National and well done Seymour, you arrogant prick.
Jacinda would not have let NZ get into this situation
( From the Musical ‘ South Pacific.’)
Oh! there ain’t nuthin like a dame
to overcome resistance to royaltee!
Nuthin makes one ferget
Whatever one said
just a short time before
Like some baubles and trinkets
And a grandiose title
for meeeeeee!
What, sounds silly.