Political Caption Competition
NW: We have nothing but empty hugs to give!
CL: Isn’t it amazing?
Similar Posts
Keir Starmer’s fate vs Chippy’s Green Party refusal – a warning to Labour
As the NZ Labour Party struggles to shake off the Incremental Wellington Mandarins, there are lessons for them in Keir…
By leaning into Economic Justice Solidarity, Greens overcome Social Justice Alienation
I don’t give 3 shits that there was a mistake in the Greens budget. It was rectified within 24 hours…
Disabled community surprised Government seems to hate them
The Disabled Community might start suspecting that this Government seems to hate them… Total Mobility subsidy cut leaves Bay of…
MEDIAWATCH: RNZs new website finally looks like a news site instead of a middle class lounge room in Pt Chev
Finally! RNZs new website finally makes them look like a news site instead of a middle class lounge room in…
Political Caption Competition
Worst Orgy Ever
Open Mic WEDNESDAY 24th JUNE 2026
FACT OF THE DAY: Teeth are the only part of the human body that cannot heal themselves. POLITICAL QUOTE OF…
We are truly fucked
Wanna see me in my pyjamas?
Show me how big your capital gain is!
The two thieves practice for the Crucifixion.
The Gnats are so twisted and remote from the responsibilities they should bear having won power, that they are setting up poses to be snapped and used for comments and riposte against them. Thick-skinned and headed they are and ‘words can only amuse them’ and give them a sense of superiority and being patronising as in, ‘The natives are restless’.
“Hey Chrissy, you like my fat cat suit”?
“We’ve finally done it! With this new ATM we take money in but never give it out.”
‘Look I am getting wider like the gap between the rich and the poor’.
You don’t need a new ferry – just fly across like me
LUXON: Look I get it Nicola, I’m top honcho and sorted, while you’re a wannabee up and comer, who just flushed half a billion down a Korean toilet. So just keep those arms outstretched where I can see them, and don’t be tempted to pick up any daggers, just because my polling’s low. FYI, I’m wearing Sir John’s stabproof kevlar suit…anyone’s welcome to plunge a blade in it, and I won’t feel a thing!
NW: This is the size of unnecessary job cuts I arranged
CL: If you think that’s big, you should see the size of our welfare cuts
Stick em up punk we’re the fun loving criminals.
Willis: “Luxy, ready for my Joker dance?”
Luxon: “Yep, NZ gets what is fucking deserves.”
Willis: “It was a struggle, but look, I managed to button-up this jacket.”