Political Caption Competition
NW: We have nothing but empty hugs to give!
CL: Isn’t it amazing?
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We are truly fucked
Wanna see me in my pyjamas?
Show me how big your capital gain is!
The two thieves practice for the Crucifixion.
The Gnats are so twisted and remote from the responsibilities they should bear having won power, that they are setting up poses to be snapped and used for comments and riposte against them. Thick-skinned and headed they are and ‘words can only amuse them’ and give them a sense of superiority and being patronising as in, ‘The natives are restless’.
“Hey Chrissy, you like my fat cat suit”?
“We’ve finally done it! With this new ATM we take money in but never give it out.”
‘Look I am getting wider like the gap between the rich and the poor’.
You don’t need a new ferry – just fly across like me
LUXON: Look I get it Nicola, I’m top honcho and sorted, while you’re a wannabee up and comer, who just flushed half a billion down a Korean toilet. So just keep those arms outstretched where I can see them, and don’t be tempted to pick up any daggers, just because my polling’s low. FYI, I’m wearing Sir John’s stabproof kevlar suit…anyone’s welcome to plunge a blade in it, and I won’t feel a thing!
NW: This is the size of unnecessary job cuts I arranged
CL: If you think that’s big, you should see the size of our welfare cuts
Stick em up punk we’re the fun loving criminals.
Willis: “Luxy, ready for my Joker dance?”
Luxon: “Yep, NZ gets what is fucking deserves.”
Willis: “It was a struggle, but look, I managed to button-up this jacket.”