Political Caption Competition
Shane Jones talking to an empty stage with an audience of one
Shane Jones talking to an empty stage with an audience of one

Labour will βnever changeβ New Zealandβs nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will βnever…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegsethβs βfreeloadingβ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: βReturning hate for…
Shortly I will fast track wanking
I have dominion over the earth and all creatures on it
The Ngapuhi Cicero dazzles an empty hall with rhetoric.
Repeat that in Te Reo.
“I celebrate myself and sing myself and what I assume you shall assume…”
Overblown, verbose windbag lists his donors on slide 1.
“I’ve always been a fan of blue movies”
Im the biggest idiot in NZ .
Fellow worshippers and frog killers!
We are gathered to celebrate the sacrifice of this planet that offers itself to our corporate will so that the share price of mining and energy companies my yield great bounty to investors.
IMARC may thy name be exalted on high!
” I am the great Jonsey, and i, and only i, am omnipotent to me , and only me.
I have redefined the words ego , great , blowhard and braggart and the term ,’ love thyself’…
What more can i say…thank you.”