Political Caption Competition
Shane Jones talking to an empty stage with an audience of one
Shane Jones talking to an empty stage with an audience of one

Oh here we go, It’s election time, so here comes the Taxpayers’ Union and ACT Party self-manufactured fragile snowflake war…

Trump’s European allies add distance on Iran following testy NATO summit President Donald Trump left the NATO summit in Turkey…

The de-banking of the Canary is a warning. If they can silence us, they can silence anyone. Without a bank…
Last election, I was busy trying to explain to anyone who was listening that the policy alignment of National,…
New Zealand-India relationship ‘rejuvenated’ – but what about that $20 billion commitment? India Prime Minister Narendra Modi has called for…

Let me get this straight. When it is Chinese New Year, David can dress up in cosplay and put together…
Shortly I will fast track wanking
I have dominion over the earth and all creatures on it
The Ngapuhi Cicero dazzles an empty hall with rhetoric.
Repeat that in Te Reo.
“I celebrate myself and sing myself and what I assume you shall assume…”
Overblown, verbose windbag lists his donors on slide 1.
“I’ve always been a fan of blue movies”
Im the biggest idiot in NZ .
Fellow worshippers and frog killers!
We are gathered to celebrate the sacrifice of this planet that offers itself to our corporate will so that the share price of mining and energy companies my yield great bounty to investors.
IMARC may thy name be exalted on high!
” I am the great Jonsey, and i, and only i, am omnipotent to me , and only me.
I have redefined the words ego , great , blowhard and braggart and the term ,’ love thyself’…
What more can i say…thank you.”