Political Caption Competition
National Party ZB Troll Bot

The disinformation campaign being run by the Government is quite remarkable. After attacking the Free Press and cancelling mainstream media…
The entire Budget has been built upon a farce of economic growth predictions no one believes. We are scarring NZ…
Propertied Boomers love property speculation, cradle to the grave subsidisation of their entire lives, cruises, snow white hair and more…

Officials warned against an ‘offence of being homeless’. Ministers pushed ahead The Press – Advertisement – Well, well, well….

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
Titan II ?
Keep it up AB – please. You have the nous to get laughs every time.
Microscopic parasitic device walks out of Luxon’s brain – the patient is uncharacteristically lucid
Mossad has booby-trapped your barbecue
Why spend precious money collecting evidence on errant partners, bedwise or business wise. Be wise and use our innocuous Qute Robot running around snapping all sorts of incriminating photos. Comes in bright fun-loving colours, plays preset variety of music. (If no-one has invented this, better get it registered quick.)
Here is the new affordable, modern version of the tardis, (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space) which will fast scuttle down the motorway to work under other vehicles in a tenth of the time. Note it’s awkward to enter but once inside it expands to a comfortable size with perc-coffee maker, cow for milking if you feel like Marie Antoinette, and morning gin for red-nosed alcoholics who consider that breakfast.)
It’s a joke design aimed at annoying real penis watchers while it has a prosthetic one to be rude and tantalise.
I spy with my little eye….Slogan for the new brand of facial recognition devices coming to a supermarket near you.
Bob the Fart’s passport photo
Yep Bob the fart is a ZB Troll Bot and TDB trill bot.