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AI, Big Tech and Journalism As the flyer below suggests, this two-day conference in early September covers two interrelated…

Astounding claim by the wokiest woke wokers at The Spin-off that Mariameno Kapa-Kingi could vote for National… It also allows…
When the war humping, NeoCon Hawk tub thumping and military industrial complex pumping ATLANTIC attacks the Iranian war, you know…

The documentary that the BBC refused to air – Gaza: Doctors Under Attack – won a Bafta last night. The…

Cuba is facing a humanitarian crisis that has been caused by an unjustified escalation of an unjustified over 60-year old…

How big an arsehole am I? This big!
Titan II ?
Keep it up AB – please. You have the nous to get laughs every time.
Microscopic parasitic device walks out of Luxon’s brain – the patient is uncharacteristically lucid
Mossad has booby-trapped your barbecue
Why spend precious money collecting evidence on errant partners, bedwise or business wise. Be wise and use our innocuous Qute Robot running around snapping all sorts of incriminating photos. Comes in bright fun-loving colours, plays preset variety of music. (If no-one has invented this, better get it registered quick.)
Here is the new affordable, modern version of the tardis, (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space) which will fast scuttle down the motorway to work under other vehicles in a tenth of the time. Note it’s awkward to enter but once inside it expands to a comfortable size with perc-coffee maker, cow for milking if you feel like Marie Antoinette, and morning gin for red-nosed alcoholics who consider that breakfast.)
It’s a joke design aimed at annoying real penis watchers while it has a prosthetic one to be rude and tantalise.
I spy with my little eye….Slogan for the new brand of facial recognition devices coming to a supermarket near you.
Bob the Fart’s passport photo
Yep Bob the fart is a ZB Troll Bot and TDB trill bot.