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Chippy has warned voters that a vote for TOP might be a wasted vote, but when Labour won an unprecedented…

How was LynnMall attacker Ahamed Samsudeen radicalised, inquest asks Just how was the man who stabbed six people in an…

David Seymour announced yesterday that veteran Broadcaster and man with very questionable taste in hats, Paul Henry is now running…

We are all heart broken to hear of the passing of Sam Neill – he was a phenomenal acting talent…

Big news.Today’s RNZ Reid Research has us at 4.7%, more than double our result from the last poll. A few…

FACT OF THE DAY: George Washington remains the only U.S. president who did not represent a political party. POLITICAL QUOTE…
Titan II ?
Keep it up AB – please. You have the nous to get laughs every time.
Microscopic parasitic device walks out of Luxon’s brain – the patient is uncharacteristically lucid
Mossad has booby-trapped your barbecue
Why spend precious money collecting evidence on errant partners, bedwise or business wise. Be wise and use our innocuous Qute Robot running around snapping all sorts of incriminating photos. Comes in bright fun-loving colours, plays preset variety of music. (If no-one has invented this, better get it registered quick.)
Here is the new affordable, modern version of the tardis, (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space) which will fast scuttle down the motorway to work under other vehicles in a tenth of the time. Note it’s awkward to enter but once inside it expands to a comfortable size with perc-coffee maker, cow for milking if you feel like Marie Antoinette, and morning gin for red-nosed alcoholics who consider that breakfast.)
It’s a joke design aimed at annoying real penis watchers while it has a prosthetic one to be rude and tantalise.
I spy with my little eye….Slogan for the new brand of facial recognition devices coming to a supermarket near you.
Bob the Fart’s passport photo
Yep Bob the fart is a ZB Troll Bot and TDB trill bot.