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As the NZ Labour Party struggles to shake off the Incremental Wellington Mandarins, there are lessons for them in Keir…

I don’t give 3 shits that there was a mistake in the Greens budget. It was rectified within 24 hours…
The Disabled Community might start suspecting that this Government seems to hate them… Total Mobility subsidy cut leaves Bay of…

Finally! RNZs new website finally makes them look like a news site instead of a middle class lounge room in…

Worst Orgy Ever

FACT OF THE DAY: Teeth are the only part of the human body that cannot heal themselves. POLITICAL QUOTE OF…
Titan II ?
Keep it up AB – please. You have the nous to get laughs every time.
Microscopic parasitic device walks out of Luxon’s brain – the patient is uncharacteristically lucid
Mossad has booby-trapped your barbecue
Why spend precious money collecting evidence on errant partners, bedwise or business wise. Be wise and use our innocuous Qute Robot running around snapping all sorts of incriminating photos. Comes in bright fun-loving colours, plays preset variety of music. (If no-one has invented this, better get it registered quick.)
Here is the new affordable, modern version of the tardis, (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space) which will fast scuttle down the motorway to work under other vehicles in a tenth of the time. Note it’s awkward to enter but once inside it expands to a comfortable size with perc-coffee maker, cow for milking if you feel like Marie Antoinette, and morning gin for red-nosed alcoholics who consider that breakfast.)
It’s a joke design aimed at annoying real penis watchers while it has a prosthetic one to be rude and tantalise.
I spy with my little eye….Slogan for the new brand of facial recognition devices coming to a supermarket near you.
Bob the Fart’s passport photo
Yep Bob the fart is a ZB Troll Bot and TDB trill bot.