Political Caption Competition
This Coalition Government’s Cabinet

A Marxist, the co-Leader of the Greens, a political commentator, an Environmental activist, the President of the Māori Party and…

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference
Meet the teaching team at your new charter school
Record number of entrants for Wayne Brown lookalike competition
Simeon Brown’s bedtime soft toys
Simian.
ACT Party members fired up by barnstorming speech from Paul Henry
National’s best and brightest gather for a strategy meeting at Huka Lodge
Taxpayers Union’s funders finally disclosed
Ordinary New Zealanders imagined by a game designer as we might look in 2050. Toothless, colourless despite being different shades – but these are the shades of death.
Can’t spot Luxon as there is too much hair amongst this lot. Must be in Te Puke again.
The one on the front right with the single pointy tooth is a dead ringer for Casey Costello though. Although she looks too happy.
He’s front centre, down the very bottom, someone behind him keeping his head warm with his hand.
Sharp eyes Richard. You’ll cut yourself if not careful!
WE DEMAND MCKEE WOMAN GIVE US GUNS! Lotsa guns! bang, bang, bang, bang, bang guns!