Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
That’s a nice little gig you’ve got going there Bill.
It’d be a shame……
….if someone…….
…..ruined it.
The eye of pure evil!
” Pursed angry lips ; raised eyebrow ; I am a woman you best not cross paths with – that’s unless you are of value to me. “
” Scary – scary – just look at my eyes. ”
” Could you trust a woman with an ego and a face like mine ? ”
” Watch out Bill, got my knife pointed at your back. “
Complicit in the cover up of the Pike River coal mining disaster by association.
The ugly face of a corrupt government.
Be afraid, Bill. Be very afraid . . .