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I’ll show you trickle down theory

When you listen to any of Winston’s speeches, the two biggest cheers he gets are when he bashes the Trans…

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Despite the enormous falling out between myself and Free Speech Champion Damien Grant, he’s still a very good columnist and…
As Te Pati Māori’s unique MMP strategy for the candidate vote only settles in, the most interesting feature of the…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: King George I of Great Britain spoke very little English, which helped empower early prime…

Today’s Ministerial Advisory Group report on aged care will only deliver the system older New Zealanders need if it comes…
Someone farted oh its Actershave!
I’m holding Potaka’s hand and following him with my eyes closed because I don’t want to accidently hongi anyone who might also have their eyes closed.
I’m and Celebrity, I mean ACT politician – Get me out of here!
Important persons such as myself, shouldn’t have to rub shoulders with the hoi-polloi.
Where’s that bloody body-guard telling me I’ve gotta get out of her – NOW!
Bring us up to date on your Maori rellies bro?
I’ve got you by the balls now David, you snivelling little treaty abuser, and right supremacist useful idiot!
I don’t know what you think you’ve gotten hold of?
Perhaps my overblown ego or sense of self satisfaction, but I can assure you that I have no balls to grab!
I sold them to Luxon, as the price for joining the CoC, since he needed them more than I did.