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I’ll show you trickle down theory

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Today was one of the worst days. I awoke at 5am to do an interview on Ryan Bridges’ Newstalk ZB…
Someone farted oh its Actershave!
I’m holding Potaka’s hand and following him with my eyes closed because I don’t want to accidently hongi anyone who might also have their eyes closed.
I’m and Celebrity, I mean ACT politician – Get me out of here!
Important persons such as myself, shouldn’t have to rub shoulders with the hoi-polloi.
Where’s that bloody body-guard telling me I’ve gotta get out of her – NOW!
Bring us up to date on your Maori rellies bro?
I’ve got you by the balls now David, you snivelling little treaty abuser, and right supremacist useful idiot!
I don’t know what you think you’ve gotten hold of?
Perhaps my overblown ego or sense of self satisfaction, but I can assure you that I have no balls to grab!
I sold them to Luxon, as the price for joining the CoC, since he needed them more than I did.