Political Caption Competition


The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.

How to deal with Right Wing voters
Don’t worry America, it’s not so bad having Pennywise the Clown in a flasher costume as your head of state. Just ask New Zealand…
Two guys four cocks. Bet you’ve never seen that before.
Can you guess the common connection here folks?
Both have dodgy and very grubby foreign trusts.
You’re fired!
The most remarkable thing about hanging is the rogues that escape it.
“Bad hair days”, all megalomaniacs have them.