Political Caption Competition
National, ACT + NZ First negotiating team

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

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Ahead of Budget 2026, Hāpai Te Hauora called for a budget that listens. A budget that responds to what communities…

“Budget 2026 pushes the science system into a quiet purgatory, with zero announcements from the Minister’s office since 1 April,”…

A coalition promise to “ensure Plunket is funded to do their job properly” was forgotten in Budget 26, NZNO says….

The Government owes New Zealand mothers an explanation after admitting it falsely claimed all women would immediately be entitled to…
No, got to seem to keep our noses clean.
Are we all ready to skewer the public yet?
quack quack quack
Not kind to ducks. Are you referring to a different sort of ‘duck’ – what we will have to do under fire from Gnasnionact?
Camouflage so we can have conclave in secrecy is best practice, and we are glad that the idea of KKK gear has been abandoned (so Halloweenish to be dressed in sheets) but WTF these are plague robes and masks.
Why do we have to wear these silly hats?
Not even with the Wombles dark arts and conjuring can their leader reach the apec
Call me pernickety – but the Wombles were great little fellows and kept parks clean, recycled things, and were a perfect model for the Greens but whose path was not well followed. They weren’t into dark arts I think, their leitmotif was good ‘natured’.