Political Caption Competition
National, ACT + NZ First negotiating team

Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
No, got to seem to keep our noses clean.
Are we all ready to skewer the public yet?
quack quack quack
Not kind to ducks. Are you referring to a different sort of ‘duck’ – what we will have to do under fire from Gnasnionact?
Camouflage so we can have conclave in secrecy is best practice, and we are glad that the idea of KKK gear has been abandoned (so Halloweenish to be dressed in sheets) but WTF these are plague robes and masks.
Why do we have to wear these silly hats?
Not even with the Wombles dark arts and conjuring can their leader reach the apec
Call me pernickety – but the Wombles were great little fellows and kept parks clean, recycled things, and were a perfect model for the Greens but whose path was not well followed. They weren’t into dark arts I think, their leitmotif was good ‘natured’.