Political Caption Competition
National, ACT + NZ First negotiating team

Te Pati Māori’s internal dramas have been a political heartbreak. From the dizzying highs just after the protests against ACTs…

As the extreme wet events following extreme droughts scar the land permanently and interrupt agricultural calendars around the world, let’s…

Taxpayers’ Fake Union Rigged Poll and the latest Roy Morgan are out and they tell interesting stories: Taxpayers’ Fake Union…
As this climate denying, anti-environment Government denies reality… Stark climate warnings: The hypothetical is now our reality, experts say A…

Coalition parties ramp up criticism of media The relationship between politicians and the media is symbiotic, but it’s increasingly coming…

Four ministerial aides quit as more than 60 Labour MPs call for Starmer to resign 64 Labour MPs now calling…
No, got to seem to keep our noses clean.
Are we all ready to skewer the public yet?
quack quack quack
Not kind to ducks. Are you referring to a different sort of ‘duck’ – what we will have to do under fire from Gnasnionact?
Camouflage so we can have conclave in secrecy is best practice, and we are glad that the idea of KKK gear has been abandoned (so Halloweenish to be dressed in sheets) but WTF these are plague robes and masks.
Why do we have to wear these silly hats?
Not even with the Wombles dark arts and conjuring can their leader reach the apec
Call me pernickety – but the Wombles were great little fellows and kept parks clean, recycled things, and were a perfect model for the Greens but whose path was not well followed. They weren’t into dark arts I think, their leitmotif was good ‘natured’.