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Bennet-fishery meets Felted Brooke.
I have no eyebrows. Everything is painted on.
Brooke sweetie.. Get David to push real hard to get the Foreign buyers ban fully removed. No $ limits, and scrap that silly tax thingy on foreign buyers.
As that great banker, NZ property developer, and Chinese ambassador to NZ John Key once said. “Why would you care? There’s nothing to fret about foreign money.”
Paula just loooooves sitting over the ventilation grille.
Terrible, horrible ex politician finally allows tigers to keep their skin and goes full on blue suit!
I don’t remember kiwis ever having such orange skin? Trump Tannery comes to NZ? Or is it the ompa lumpa sideshow is in town?
“Brooke sweetie look at the size of your leg compared to my petite anklebone, can I suggest my surgeon”?
“I got 7 million in donations and I had to sleep with 20 wealthy businessmen, you lucked out sweetie, you had too with David Seymour”.
“One oxy or two today Brooke?”
Dracula’s Daughters.
Don’t look Brooke, but there’s Simian Brown. Pretend we haven’t noticed!
Love this place Paula – sooo good. Is the owner a donor?
I’m soooo relaxed Brooke. Everyone in the Bayleys office is taking a long holiday in Europe because things have been so tough! They’re getting ready for the big rush of foreign buyers in November!
Good news Brooke! Chris will give you Social Development – he wants a young woman to do the punching down. Better optics.
You’re so brilliant Brooke. If David goes under 8% I’ll help you get the knives out.
My hairstylist is soooo brilliant Brooke! He’s $400/hour, but most of that goes to the salon owner, so its all good.
Rich, powerful women show how caring they are.
Let’s get the country back into the cack
Obviously a typo, you most likely meant “crack”
Oh Brooke darling! Make sure the cameraman’s mike is turned off. I remember when John made that mistake and got into trouble. Lol – the poor wee man was do distracted by the ponytails.
Is this officially called “having a cup of tea”?
Oh Paula sweetie – could you push some of those real estate industry donations our way?
Hard-working Kiwis looking forward to being liberated from the terrible burden of taxation.
Cost of living crisis cuts deep
Two more females master the left-tilted head shot.
Paula channels Hosking channeling an upsidedown toilet brush.
Paula makes her own hair stand on end.
Hahaha that’s brilliant!