Political Caption Competition
NZ with National at the helm

The disinformation campaign being run by the Government is quite remarkable. After attacking the Free Press and cancelling mainstream media…
The entire Budget has been built upon a farce of economic growth predictions no one believes. We are scarring NZ…

Propertied Boomers love property speculation, cradle to the grave subsidisation of their entire lives, cruises, snow white hair and more…

Officials warned against an ‘offence of being homeless’. Ministers pushed ahead The Press – Advertisement – Well, well, well….

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
Applewood your pseudo almost supercedes the great wood in Terry Pratchett’s Disc World series – his special wood ‘sapient pearwood’.
Sapient pearwood is a species of trees growing in intensely magic-polluted areas (usually polluted by spells cast during the Mage Wars)… Sapient pearwood makes excellent wizards’ staffs. Still more useful is the fact that an article made from sapient pearwood will follow its owner everywhere, absolutely everywhere… https://wiki.lspace.org/Sapient_pearwood
Luxon looking for the South Island.
Luxon loves driverless cars.
Mr Luxon needs to go to Specsavers.
This is why the world’s safer with Luxon in a chauffeur driven taxpayer funded Mercedes.
“Luxies” habit of being driven from kerb to kerb gets the better of him..
Underneath the front wheels lays Michael Woodhouse.
Driving Miss Daisey
National demonstrates how it will derail NZ/AO if not elected. Take note you bozos.
National on wrong track
National on track( for a train wreck)
New meaning for station wagon…
National rails against lack of transport infrastructure in Auckland…
Chris Luxon Montgomery Burn’s desire to build more roads of national significance, and dislike of public transport, finally gets the better of him.
National Party misunderstands how to move from road to rail transport.