Political Caption Competition
NZ with National at the helm

The Green Party says today’s inflation figures show power prices are once again a key driver of the cost-of-living crisis,…

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.
Applewood your pseudo almost supercedes the great wood in Terry Pratchett’s Disc World series – his special wood ‘sapient pearwood’.
Sapient pearwood is a species of trees growing in intensely magic-polluted areas (usually polluted by spells cast during the Mage Wars)… Sapient pearwood makes excellent wizards’ staffs. Still more useful is the fact that an article made from sapient pearwood will follow its owner everywhere, absolutely everywhere… https://wiki.lspace.org/Sapient_pearwood
Luxon looking for the South Island.
Luxon loves driverless cars.
Mr Luxon needs to go to Specsavers.
This is why the world’s safer with Luxon in a chauffeur driven taxpayer funded Mercedes.
“Luxies” habit of being driven from kerb to kerb gets the better of him..
Underneath the front wheels lays Michael Woodhouse.
Driving Miss Daisey
National demonstrates how it will derail NZ/AO if not elected. Take note you bozos.
National on wrong track
National on track( for a train wreck)
New meaning for station wagon…
National rails against lack of transport infrastructure in Auckland…
Chris Luxon Montgomery Burn’s desire to build more roads of national significance, and dislike of public transport, finally gets the better of him.
National Party misunderstands how to move from road to rail transport.