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TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…

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SUNDAY 31st MAY 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Antarctica became a continent around 34 million years ago, after losing its…

Never a truer word said!
Labour’s dildo throwing contest
Little puts in groundwork for 2020 mayoralty…
Little chucks it in…
Little practices flipflops…
Little is better than none…
Little leis into illegal immigrants.
Thanks to Roger the jandals are made in Bangladesh
I didn’t get my lei in Hawaii
“You put your left foot in
You take your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about”
Take this Hoskings and don’t smirk Key yours is next.
Andrew Little showing that Labour and National are definitly NOT singing from the same Thong-sheet!!
Giving voters the Jandal.
Creating closer caring communities.