Political Caption Competition
Death warmed up.

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
“When I raise my eyebrows to my hair line”
” NO Chris, that’s my line”
“Well said Judeath, should I give Chris the bash?”
Winners of the 2023 Lemon Sucking competition. A resounding victory for this well-known team.
“ There’s a man hath more hair than wit”.
Why can’t all the ungrateful peasants be happy like us?
Tripodium
Judith agrees to donate her testosterone to Luxon…
…if I time it just right…I can hit that cue ball with my bedleg…before she can stab him in the back.
3 bedlegged race
Bedlegs and broomsticks and Superman’s nemesis.
The Bed Leg Basher, Chucky and Baldrick–Natzo’s Dream Team for the ages!