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At National – every sperm is sacred
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“How do you know what I said to Maiki”???
In Occupied Palestine – 14 April 2026
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and we all know what happened to Humpty Dumpty. Fark ‘m, he’s only an egg
How amazing is technology nowadays..? They made that egg look almost human..
“I’m closing my mouth tightly to avoid repeatedly putting my foot in it”
Ha ha when push comes to shove I’m in charge of what happens about babies. It says so in the bible – somewhere.
“National to “pull out” of funding contraceptives”
The correct term is withdraw I believe. This whole procedure must be dealt with in a correct manner, there has been far too much raw emotion involved with it to the detriment of the decent society.
Luxon: “You won’t need contraception if you lay on your partner and pull this face. Guaranteed way to kill the buzz.”
I bet Luxons mother wished she’d taken the pill now!
Luxon isn’t from the contraceptive capital of New Zealand, Remuera. He’s from Christchurch.
If Luxon knew who his mother was I wonder what she’d say.
Was he conceived in Hawaii or Te Puke?
I know what his dad would have said for having sided with National. Definitely a child only a mother would love.