Political Caption Competition
At National – every sperm is sacred

New Zealand warned by China of missile test in South Pacific, Winston Peters expresses concern Foreign Affairs Minister Winston Peters…

Look. I appreciate that there are many food wankers in NZ, how else could Jessie Mulligan have a job at…
Wow. Read Luxon’s talking points and how he managed to mangle them into that train-wreck interview… Revealed: The talking points…

Property developer Matthew Horncastle referred to police over political billboards A Christchurch property developer says he has been referred to…

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More than 1,300 PSA members working at the Department of Internal Affairs (DIA) will strike from 11am to 1pm on…
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and we all know what happened to Humpty Dumpty. Fark ‘m, he’s only an egg
How amazing is technology nowadays..? They made that egg look almost human..
“I’m closing my mouth tightly to avoid repeatedly putting my foot in it”
Ha ha when push comes to shove I’m in charge of what happens about babies. It says so in the bible – somewhere.
“National to “pull out” of funding contraceptives”
The correct term is withdraw I believe. This whole procedure must be dealt with in a correct manner, there has been far too much raw emotion involved with it to the detriment of the decent society.
Luxon: “You won’t need contraception if you lay on your partner and pull this face. Guaranteed way to kill the buzz.”
I bet Luxons mother wished she’d taken the pill now!
Luxon isn’t from the contraceptive capital of New Zealand, Remuera. He’s from Christchurch.
If Luxon knew who his mother was I wonder what she’d say.
Was he conceived in Hawaii or Te Puke?
I know what his dad would have said for having sided with National. Definitely a child only a mother would love.