Political Caption Competition
What you talking bout Willis?

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Listen here ya drongo, tennis elbow is bloody serious at my age!
“I’m gonna need a Minister for Auckland. This old fool is out the gate!”
CHIPPY THINKS:
This man convinces me. Euthanasia can be justified.
” look, I’m telling you, there’s more than one stable genius in this world”!
“How did this clown become Mayor?”