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Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.

How to deal with Right Wing voters
CLINTON WITHOUT HIS CLOWN FACE ON…
Dear God don’t let them release the audio tape of when I was with Trumpy in the locker room.
“Trump is just a ‘grab it and run’ oaf – no worries about consent.”
“When push came to shove, I didn’t have to – it was ‘a done deal’, how’s that.”
“You must read the book Chelsea, “The Art of the Deal”.
Then I said to Bill ” And you had to chose the only Jewish girl who couldn’t get a stain out!
Gosh did I do them all??
I can’t remember!!!!!!