Political Caption Competition
The look Grant Robertson has on his face when he smells a Dr Sharma fart
The look Grant Robertson has on his face when he smells a Dr Sharma fart

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New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

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Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Does wearing flowers around your neck heighten the senses towards humanity? Perhaps the leading pollies should wear babies’ soiled nappies round their necks for a week – they would know what their policies for babies and children through OT smell like to concerned people.
“and then Grant called Adrian a dick and we all laughed…”
“Whichever option we choose, it’s vitally important that we do not upset the PSA…”
It’s not fair that she gets freebie designer clothes and I don’t.
Blackwater have told me they are happy to buy the entire country.
Jacinda explains why the hapless educationists who dumbed down kids’ schooling are such a shit hot substitute for the Commissioner for Vulnerable Children as Grant multi-tasks playing Noddy and Big Ears at the same time while wearing mourning-coloured flowers and a Mona Lisa smirk.