Political Caption Competition
New National Party Gang Policy includes trained Police Cows to hunt down criminals.
New National Party Gang Policy includes trained Police Cows to hunt down criminals.

God Sean Plunket is a sanctimonious prick. The great Free Speech Champion Sean Plunket cries tears over me using my…
The greatest argument the elites can make when attacking the Green Party Tax policy is that the mega wealthy will…

Chippy has warned voters that a vote for TOP might be a wasted vote, but when Labour won an unprecedented…

How was LynnMall attacker Ahamed Samsudeen radicalised, inquest asks Just how was the man who stabbed six people in an…

David Seymour announced yesterday that veteran Broadcaster and man with very questionable taste in hats, Paul Henry is now running…

We are all heart broken to hear of the passing of Sam Neill – he was a phenomenal acting talent…
Policeman shows goodwill at turning his hand to a thankless task that got away from him. Speaking to our reporter later he said ruefully, ‘Well it’s a messy job but someone has to do it. We can’t catch our man or beast every time. Can’t win them all’ he said with a grin.
Policeman considers career as premiere league footballer
Would the cop be harassing that cow if it was white?
Groundswell is awaiting further details. Could this be their cash cow?