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New National Party Gang Policy includes trained Police Cows to hunt down criminals.
New National Party Gang Policy includes trained Police Cows to hunt down criminals.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Policeman shows goodwill at turning his hand to a thankless task that got away from him. Speaking to our reporter later he said ruefully, ‘Well it’s a messy job but someone has to do it. We can’t catch our man or beast every time. Can’t win them all’ he said with a grin.
Policeman considers career as premiere league footballer
Would the cop be harassing that cow if it was white?
Groundswell is awaiting further details. Could this be their cash cow?