Political Caption Competition
The lazy blue dog gets photobombed by the quick red Fox
The lazy blue dog gets photobombed by the quick red Fox

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“HA did you see Judith’s interview on TVNZ this morning with Presenter Indira Stewart? And Judith got rid of me, what a laugh!”
I work for Farmlands and we sell tux dog biscuits
John comes out of the closet. That’s okay. Best of luck there, and always say “No” to drugs.
“No this is not plastic surgery. This is my own true natural smirk.”
Bishop ” the Hutt South voters have spoken”, oh shit that’s right I lost! Why am I still in parliament? Don’t worry Ginny, my dad John will right some nasty anti Labour post in Stuff about you”
“ Take a chance on me
That’s all I ask of you, honey,
Take a chance on me,”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzQKECQgjW8
Wherefore art thou Romeo ?
! pocket a wage subsidy for these two staff so why havn,t they cleaned the windows yet ?