Political Caption Competition
Right between the shoulder blades

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Wheres Jacinda? She’s on our team, yes?
Yes that’s right. The team of 5 million.
Yes she is! She’s kept us both alive we should be extremely grateful. But keep towing the party line and remain negative Simon!
Why are we really bothering? Our housing portfolios are making us unbelievably rich and we will never have to work again. Thankyou Jacinda, we never knew how much you really cared. We thought you was on the other team. You should be in our team photo.
Judeath to Simon…” I’ll scratch your back if you don’t knife mine”.
Careful with that knife, you may puncture the blimp next to you.
Can’t wait til my book is out. Everyone will then know I’m a real live boy.
“Pursed lips is a reminder to me to sharpen blade”