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Right between the shoulder blades

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Wheres Jacinda? She’s on our team, yes?
Yes that’s right. The team of 5 million.
Yes she is! She’s kept us both alive we should be extremely grateful. But keep towing the party line and remain negative Simon!
Why are we really bothering? Our housing portfolios are making us unbelievably rich and we will never have to work again. Thankyou Jacinda, we never knew how much you really cared. We thought you was on the other team. You should be in our team photo.
Judeath to Simon…” I’ll scratch your back if you don’t knife mine”.
Careful with that knife, you may puncture the blimp next to you.
Can’t wait til my book is out. Everyone will then know I’m a real live boy.
“Pursed lips is a reminder to me to sharpen blade”