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Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.

How to deal with Right Wing voters
Nick Smith models his new burkini in one of New Zealand’s finest wadeable streams.
Picture shows Mr Speaker attempting to make his way (in his protective clothing) through the effluent discharge, to his chair in Parliament.
The Parliamentary debating chamber has overflowed, the result of far too much hot air and BS dribbling at an alarming rate from the mouths of government ministers and their patsy backbench MPs, culminating in a discharge of uncontrolled foul effluent!
This contamination is expected to increase and worsen over the next twelve months, leading towards the next election!
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“Where’s the pollution those pesky greens claim is here in this lake?”
Topping this years ‘Natz’ summer swimware label is their stylish NZ designed ‘Havelock North burkini’.
“Natkeys have denied reports that this latest crisis was caused by an overflowing sewer system at the Beehive”