Political Caption Competition


WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

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Nick Smith models his new burkini in one of New Zealand’s finest wadeable streams.
Picture shows Mr Speaker attempting to make his way (in his protective clothing) through the effluent discharge, to his chair in Parliament.
The Parliamentary debating chamber has overflowed, the result of far too much hot air and BS dribbling at an alarming rate from the mouths of government ministers and their patsy backbench MPs, culminating in a discharge of uncontrolled foul effluent!
This contamination is expected to increase and worsen over the next twelve months, leading towards the next election!
1000% MARY_A
“Where’s the pollution those pesky greens claim is here in this lake?”
Topping this years ‘Natz’ summer swimware label is their stylish NZ designed ‘Havelock North burkini’.
“Natkeys have denied reports that this latest crisis was caused by an overflowing sewer system at the Beehive”