Political Caption Competition


POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: New Zealand has no single codified written constitution. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “The condition…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: NZ Parliament can become larger than 120 because of overhang seats. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: Some important electoral rules in NZ are reserved provisions, giving them special protection against ordinary…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: More than 90,000 women voted in the 1893 election, Women nevertheless couldn’t stand for Parliament…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: NATO was established in 1949. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: To govern means to rectify.”…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: The People’s Republic of China was proclaimed in 1949.Mao Zedong was its founding leader. POLITICAL…
The dummies haven’t realised, labour switched the plungers, that ones wired to key’s office :5 4 3 2 1 Boooommmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LB fails looking for street cred with a Don King fuzzy up do, whilst FJK fantasises about a double handed dutch rudder. Meanwhile Mr Slime dilusionaly compares the size and power of a red shaft in one hand with another in his pocket.
Testing security for the November arms fair
The nuclear family
Key about to demonstrate what will happen to whistleblowers, after new spy legislation is announced!
What’s with the “halo” glow around Lenny’s head? Has he become divine all of a sudden?
“Hey! Who wants to help me create another wealth gap?”
“Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Please let it be me John, can I John? huh John? Can I John? Please John? Can I?”
“Sure thing Slime. How about you Len?”
“…but what about my legacy as Auckland Mayor John? ….um, Yeah OK, me too, let’s do it!”
National’s new weapon for dealing with opposition…
Key demonstrates a more powerful SegWay…
New angle on Guy Fawkes celebrations…
Key takes the plunger…
‘Eat the poor’ policy bombs..
National finally gets its own way over Auckland…
Wait for it –wait for it,-(Colins has crossed the wires.)
Casual John backs Aunty Helen for UNSG we all knew it was a kiss of death and a genuine demolition job- by the way she and not me has created this housing homeless crisis – nothing to do with me – Dunno
100% correct.
As Helen cuddled up to the slimy key she was doomed from then on and lost her dignity and the world will now shun her she s finished.
She could have denounced key in his hour of weakness every time he was caught lying and double dealing but no she sided with him right up to when she backed TTPA.
The PM shows off his new triple-hand-shaking device.