Political Caption Competition


We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…

FACT OF THE DAY: Magnetars have magnetic fields so strong they could strip the iron from the hemoglobin in your…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
The dummies haven’t realised, labour switched the plungers, that ones wired to key’s office :5 4 3 2 1 Boooommmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LB fails looking for street cred with a Don King fuzzy up do, whilst FJK fantasises about a double handed dutch rudder. Meanwhile Mr Slime dilusionaly compares the size and power of a red shaft in one hand with another in his pocket.
Testing security for the November arms fair
The nuclear family
Key about to demonstrate what will happen to whistleblowers, after new spy legislation is announced!
What’s with the “halo” glow around Lenny’s head? Has he become divine all of a sudden?
“Hey! Who wants to help me create another wealth gap?”
“Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Please let it be me John, can I John? huh John? Can I John? Please John? Can I?”
“Sure thing Slime. How about you Len?”
“…but what about my legacy as Auckland Mayor John? ….um, Yeah OK, me too, let’s do it!”
National’s new weapon for dealing with opposition…
Key demonstrates a more powerful SegWay…
New angle on Guy Fawkes celebrations…
Key takes the plunger…
‘Eat the poor’ policy bombs..
National finally gets its own way over Auckland…
Wait for it –wait for it,-(Colins has crossed the wires.)
Casual John backs Aunty Helen for UNSG we all knew it was a kiss of death and a genuine demolition job- by the way she and not me has created this housing homeless crisis – nothing to do with me – Dunno
100% correct.
As Helen cuddled up to the slimy key she was doomed from then on and lost her dignity and the world will now shun her she s finished.
She could have denounced key in his hour of weakness every time he was caught lying and double dealing but no she sided with him right up to when she backed TTPA.
The PM shows off his new triple-hand-shaking device.