Political Caption Competition
Simon Bridges says house prices have nothing to do with 9 years of National in power and is instead the fault of UFOs who are attracted to Jacinda.
Simon Bridges says house prices have nothing to do with 9 years of National in power and is instead the fault of UFOs who are attracted to Jacinda.

A Marxist, the co-Leader of the Greens, a political commentator, an Environmental activist, the President of the Māori Party and…

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NZ First Conference
The probe into Simon Bridges seemed to show no form of intelligent life.
“I think most Noo Zullundas agree”
Simon says even the aliens are buggering off…
“I think most Noo Zeealandors would agree,” he said