Political Caption Competition
Simeon – Pssst. Simon, when you roll Judith can I be your mate?
Simon – Never talk to me in public.
Simeon – Pssst. Simon, when you roll Judith can I be your mate?
Simon – Never talk to me in public.

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Judith and team support Mike Hosking decision to move to Australia.
“you know I love the boys in blue”
Simon: I smell nothing.
Simeon: grrh I did…
”We are gathered here today,… geez I’m too pissed to go on,…. Simon?”….
“It’s bulletproof kevlar wrapped up in a very fashionable black and white check. I thought it quite symbolic.”
Hey guys. Could you please put your mikes down very carefully and get the knives out of my back?