Political Caption Competition
Simeon – Pssst. Simon, when you roll Judith can I be your mate?
Simon – Never talk to me in public.
Simeon – Pssst. Simon, when you roll Judith can I be your mate?
Simon – Never talk to me in public.

This years King’s Honours is more corrupt than ever before. Not only has ZB Hate Troll Barry Soper been given…

I’m rolling my eyes so hard they are staring into the back of my skull… ‘Wellington created a monster’: What…

Gleichschaltung is an interesting German word meaning synchronisation or coordination. In the context of German history it was used to…

How many times do Erica Stanford and the government have to make a mockery of the education system before people…

Save the Children is concerned for the welfare of New Zealand’s lowest income families, with Budget 2026 offering little additional…

Greenpeace is lamenting the paucity of solutions in Budget 2026 to the climate, biodiversity and fuel price crises. “We’re facing…
collins: ‘i prefer my simons with an ‘e’…
Judith and team support Mike Hosking decision to move to Australia.
“you know I love the boys in blue”
Simon: I smell nothing.
Simeon: grrh I did…
”We are gathered here today,… geez I’m too pissed to go on,…. Simon?”….
“It’s bulletproof kevlar wrapped up in a very fashionable black and white check. I thought it quite symbolic.”
Hey guys. Could you please put your mikes down very carefully and get the knives out of my back?