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Green Party new recruitment drive and childcare policy seemed a tad controversial.
Green Party new recruitment drive and childcare policy seemed a tad controversial.

As the NZ Labour Party struggles to shake off the Incremental Wellington Mandarins, there are lessons for them in Keir…

I don’t give 3 shits that there was a mistake in the Greens budget. It was rectified within 24 hours…
The Disabled Community might start suspecting that this Government seems to hate them… Total Mobility subsidy cut leaves Bay of…

Finally! RNZs new website finally makes them look like a news site instead of a middle class lounge room in…

Worst Orgy Ever

FACT OF THE DAY: Teeth are the only part of the human body that cannot heal themselves. POLITICAL QUOTE OF…
To much the kakariki dog.
I am announcing today that the Green party has taken up ACT’s call for all assets to be seized by the State, including those of associates and extended family members if any individual breaks the law. This will apply to all people currently in NZ. Those that have not broken the law, but are deemed undesirable by the State, will be deported to the UK. As a thankyou to ACT, we will be visiting their donors and subscribers first to make sure of compliance. David has already given us a list of names. Some may regard this as a leap to the right but David Seymour tells me it is just commonsense and a victory for ‘freedom’. Nah, just joking. I thought it would be a good idea to engage rather than vilify. Any luck getting Simon in for a visit? Nice patties.
We didn’t get Canabis reform through parliament, but we will allow shipments of Meth and their precursors from around the world into NZ, no questions asked and give NZ citizenship and amnesty to all diverse groups bringing the drugs into NZ, just like Labour and the National party. Please help the gangs and create the expansion of Asian and South American drug cartels that our esteemed colleagues in the Green Party are familiar with.