Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
One’s a dumb animal that thinks it contributes to the country’s economy. The others a sheep.
Ones a dumb animal that thinks it contributes to the country’s economy, the other one is a sheep.
aside from low animal cunning – there is a dullness of eye in a creature clearly unable to see much past the end of its’ own nose..
..then there is the sheep..
Key meets National Party President to discuss campaign strategy.
One’s a sheep the other a leader. Spot which one’s which.
Lecherous Key, longingly looking at the sheep. “Hmm, now where is that sheep’s tail I’d like to fondle?”
Same– they’ve both shit on our country.
199% BOB SO RIGHT.