Political Caption Competition
Oh God, I’m not becoming the new Phil Twyford am I?

When the Epstein Files were causing him grief last time, Trump illegally kidnapped the President of Venezuela and seized their…

Labour – 34.1 National – 31.3 NZF – 10.5 Green – 10.3 ACT – 6.7 TPM – 2.9 Latest…

To paraphrase the great Blazing Saddles, Mongo no understand… …now, I would have thought that the great Shayne Currie would…

‘Worst idea in history’: Paddy Gower vs David Farrar on NZ becoming an Australian state Does New Zealand need to…

We did it. We built Panquake. The Panquake team is using it daily and it is extremely fun and satisfying…

Waitangi Day was described by our Prime Minister as a time ‘to reflect on the future we want for our…
I’d still smash.
“Is that a lollipop?”
“Those 12 houses will fix the hosing crisis, why can you all not see it?”
“Houses weren’t built in a day!, actually National built no houses on any day”!
All the power of the state – and tiny little ideas
“How dare you say that not building houses has anything to do with homelessness!”
Megan “Woods”
No wood for houses? Really? But NZ is covered in forests??
Like so much of NZ most of the forestry is owned by foreigners or a select few very rich NZ’s, who couldn’t care less about our housing situation. But no worries about scarcity and driving up wood prices for kiwis, with it all going to China, so long as the GDP looks good!
“I can’t comment until we’ve all spoken to Helen…”