Political Caption Competition
Why yes, I do own 101 Dalmatian puppies!

As the NZ Labour Party struggles to shake off the Incremental Wellington Mandarins, there are lessons for them in Keir…

I don’t give 3 shits that there was a mistake in the Greens budget. It was rectified within 24 hours…
The Disabled Community might start suspecting that this Government seems to hate them… Total Mobility subsidy cut leaves Bay of…

Finally! RNZs new website finally makes them look like a news site instead of a middle class lounge room in…

Worst Orgy Ever

FACT OF THE DAY: Teeth are the only part of the human body that cannot heal themselves. POLITICAL QUOTE OF…
“It took a team of 3 Philippinos half a day to tile my pool, why can’t kiwis work like that?”
I’ve no idea how a woman campaigns for Prime Minister of New Zealand but I wouldn’t be caught dead on a shelf next to soft porn mags.
I fill the pool with the tears of starving children
Woman Wearing Pink Pyjamas
“You don’t get mad, you get on the cover of women’s weekly”
“Of course there aren’t any piranhas in the pool. Scomo sent me some crocodiles. Much more effective…”
twisted by the pool…