Political Caption Competition
Why yes, I do own 101 Dalmatian puppies!

A Marxist, the co-Leader of the Greens, a political commentator, an Environmental activist, the President of the Māori Party…

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference
“It took a team of 3 Philippinos half a day to tile my pool, why can’t kiwis work like that?”
I’ve no idea how a woman campaigns for Prime Minister of New Zealand but I wouldn’t be caught dead on a shelf next to soft porn mags.
I fill the pool with the tears of starving children
Woman Wearing Pink Pyjamas
“You don’t get mad, you get on the cover of women’s weekly”
“Of course there aren’t any piranhas in the pool. Scomo sent me some crocodiles. Much more effective…”
twisted by the pool…