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SUNDAY 31st MAY 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Antarctica became a continent around 34 million years ago, after losing its…

Never a truer word said!
Finally using Super- Panorama the camera man got their bloated bodies in.
“”He says he had to change to super-panorama to get all of us in””.
“”I guess these grins are the most muscle our bloated selves have moved in years!””
“”We’ll get back to sea when a rising tide floats us off Sweetbelly.””
beauty and the beast, not sure whom is which.
captainess Ahab and moby dickless
Superficially friendly, Gnats must not get wet, feed after midnight, or be left alone with children.
Mum mum look what The Daily Blog has about ya !!!
In the name of humanity, don’t allow them breed, please!
Who’s minding who?
Long lost siblings rediscover each other at Hate Rally.
scum & bag
I don’t have a witty bone in my body but this is obviously too easy for some of you. LOL!! (PS Ghastly picture, BTW)
Braised beef and Whale Oil.
beef and whale oil.
Beasty Benny bashing besties
Wale oil with beef
Zip it, sweetie….
Dumb and Dumber.
Who will be New Zealand’s Biggest Loser?
The father of Paula’s illegitimate child.
“I think the two of us doing a social media campaign blaming poor people for being obese might be pushing it Cam…”
Twins at birth ? smiling idiots as adults.
Great examples of true Bullies with beafy arms and massive double chins.
“Gothic cathedral reports the gargoyles mysteriously missing from its bell-tower have at last been found…”
Bib & Bub – Bullies of the ruling class. There are rewards and there are risks.