Political Caption Competition
If Sleeping Beauty was an insomniac.

Police Minister Mark Mitchell joins The Bradbury Group to discuss organised crime, transnational criminal syndicates, methamphetamine addiction, gang activity, 501…

Co-Party Leader Debbie Ngarewa-Packer gave her strongest hint yet Te Pati Māori are gearing up for a Kākāriki Alliance MMP…

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During the Vietnam War, an American Major defended the bombing of a village by stating… …fast forward to the present…

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National members ‘nervously optimistic’ about election campaign National Party faithfuls are confident in its chances this election, but acknowledge it’s…
Is that a shadow under her nose or a funny mustache?
This party sucks, I’d prefer to be in that gun-toting party.
“Oh fuck, Simon and Todd, still here?” ” you’ve got my back Chris. L. right?”
3 years of the insufferable with her 50% and me with my 25%.
Meanwhile back in the buzzy behive, mid come down off a five day bender, a dim charge flicks up the brows and connects the few remaining neurons left in Jumpy Judy’s cranial matter, as she mulls the possible benefit of having her gear independently tested.
Who’s got a face like a smacked bum then?
Xmas, is the higher ups, going to carve me up like a boxing day leftover Turkey.
“look at the eyebrows, look at the eyebrows”
Halloween Horror.