Political Caption Competition
National Party of NZ claim Jacinda Ardern secretly training monsters to eat small and medium sized businesses.
National Party of NZ claim Jacinda Ardern secretly training monsters to eat small and medium sized businesses.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Emergency vet called out to assist in burping Judiths family pet.
When the NZ Greens Tree fell in the forest it made no sound. Not even one hand clapping.
He WAS smarter than the average bear…