Political Caption Competition
The New Conservative’s Campaign Bus looked a tad amateur
The New Conservative’s Campaign Bus looked a tad amateur

A Marxist, the Leader of the Labour Party, an Environmental Activist, a Māori broadcaster, the President of the Māori Party…

New Zealand warned by China of missile test in South Pacific, Winston Peters expresses concern Foreign Affairs Minister Winston Peters…

Look. I appreciate that there are many food wankers in NZ, how else could Jessie Mulligan have a job at…
Wow. Read Luxon’s talking points and how he managed to mangle them into that train-wreck interview… Revealed: The talking points…

Property developer Matthew Horncastle referred to police over political billboards A Christchurch property developer says he has been referred to…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roughly 71% of the Earth’s surface is covered by water. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Better…
Big Gez’s pathetic conspiracy theorist mates take lunacy on a road trip.
Even though there was sweet fuck all chance of Gerry Brownlee becoming the next Deputy Prime Minister, Parliamentary Services made sure to prepare a new crown limo for him just in case.
Truth tellers. Life as we know it – Is a Big Scam! Greenies tell us, show us, our deteriorating world – that our wants and beliefs are faulty. The New Cons have just caught on and run around like headless chooks screaming ‘The Sky is Falling’. Headless, they have no brains to devise new ways, to discern and conserve the good from the past, sort out the bad. New Cons stand next to icons showing past good people, and hope the lustre will rub off on them. Cardboard people. Dross. Pathetic.
Bogan mobile.
“New Conservative Party”
Are you smarter than a 5th grader.
“Planed man made virus”