Political Caption Competition
National Party Tinder helped turn a generation of women gay.
National Party Tinder helped turn a generation of women gay.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“Don’t you know who we were? (in unison)”
The rest of us: “We do now!”
Greek chorus: ‘They fell in love with their own reflections in the waters of a spring and pined away; the flower that bears their name sprang up where they died.’
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Narcissus-Greek-mythology
Excellent
Matthew 7: 15
‘ By their deeds they shall be known.’
Matthew 10: 36
A man’s enemies will be the members of his own household.’
Nice.
Four guys – one brain – they spend all their time fighting over who is going to get it today.
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NZs Ocean’s Four – what are they planning to heist? Guess!
Bill the Jesuit’s evidence that young New Zealand males are hopeless.
L0L…WELL SAID!
That’ll teach Brother Bill and Apprentice John to bag young NZ males as being drugged out , lazy and unfit to work in future !
Looking to buy property, John Keys sons new real estate venture.