Political Caption Competition
I’ve got a surprise for you behind my back. Can you guess what it is?
I’ll give you a clue, ‘Fried Pork’.
I’ve got a surprise for you behind my back. Can you guess what it is?
I’ll give you a clue, ‘Fried Pork’.

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Is this image showing the fuzz or just naturally fuzzy?
Natz present photo footage proving relaxing the standards for new Police recruits an abject failure.
Nice policeman, we’re nice, we will slowly back away until we are 6 metres away.
(I think some males here have an anti-Mommy complex – they have never forgiven theirs for locking their slingshots away. Mommy, politician, policemen, they bring on the same passive/aggressive response.)
Listen carefully, and do not mess around otherwise I’ll use the zapper. I want three custard squares, a half dozen cheese scrolls and two donuts with extra cream. Move slowly and keep your filthy hands where I can see them. I also need a safety pin for my hi-vis vest because my fat guts has broken the zip. Now move.