Political Caption Competition

ByThe Daily Blog

I’ve got a surprise for you behind my back. Can you guess what it is?

I’ll give you a clue, ‘Fried Pork’.

 

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5 Comments

  1. Listen carefully, and do not mess around otherwise I’ll use the zapper. I want three custard squares, a half dozen cheese scrolls and two donuts with extra cream. Move slowly and keep your filthy hands where I can see them. I also need a safety pin for my hi-vis vest because my fat guts has broken the zip. Now move.

  2. Nice policeman, we’re nice, we will slowly back away until we are 6 metres away.
    (I think some males here have an anti-Mommy complex – they have never forgiven theirs for locking their slingshots away. Mommy, politician, policemen, they bring on the same passive/aggressive response.)

  3. Natz present photo footage proving relaxing the standards for new Police recruits an abject failure.

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